Posted 1 week ago
  1. Baby: F....F...
  2. Dad: Father?
  3. Baby: Fuck her right in the pussy
Posted 1 week ago

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

Someone started a Tumblr blog called Slug Solos with photos of musicians rocking out that have had their guitars replaced with giant slugs.

did-you-kno:

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Adam Levine

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John Mayer

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Este Haim

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Matt Bellamy

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Prince

Source

Posted 1 week ago

memewhore:

kumasenpai:

Just swagged on everyone.

Winning.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 1 week ago

My mom took my bed. In my apartment. It’s only been two days. Onto the couch I go!

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago
do some gaters
ripslingerisawsome asked
Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

rocka-hillbilly:

Look at this lil thing :)
Can’t wait for my FBF babies

Posted 1 month ago

jessikostamesa:

And it’s true. They really are.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

antfucker98:

2farts2furious:

is this real?!

yes

(Source: defilak)